I declare DIS DUDE the mos dirty, depraved, dastardly, despicable, detestable, degenerate demon of modern days.

He is Josef Fritzl. Incestuous Austrian who imprisoned his daughter for TWENTY-FOUR YEARS (!).

I am now sickened and sad for all humanity. Why do I even read the news?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case